First Person Test Drive I guess?

[reluctantproxy]

Like hell I know what I'm doing?!????

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[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: I don't even want to be having this conversation in the first place and now you're trying to charge me for it?
gothehellaway: fine, what do you want

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Or, perhaps we could play a game.
clevercomposer: For every thing you guess correctly, I will provide one additional answer. For everything wrong, I get to know something about you.
clevercomposer: Heehee. Are you in?

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: How am I supposed to guess correctly when I basically know nothing about you!?!
gothehellaway: Whatever. fine. Does that mean you're providing the questions for me to guess the answers to?

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Hm, I suppose. Let's use one of your questions.
clevercomposer: Do I inhabit Los Angeles?

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: I'm guessing "no".

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: That would be incorrect. I do, in fact, inhabit L.A.
clevercomposer: Heehee...one couldn't say I live here, though.
clevercomposer: Why do you hate people?

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: Why should I *like* people?
gothehellaway: They're either impossible to understand, or they're so overwhelmingly clingy that they just drag me down. I don't go around pushing my problems on other people so why should I deal with theirs?

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Heehee, you type correctly when you're emotional. Interesting.
clevercomposer: And what of me, Neku dear? How do I feel about people?

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway:I type "correctly" whenever the hell I feel like it.
gothehellaway: Let me guess, you love people.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Touchy.
clevercomposer: I quite hate them, actually.
clevercomposer: Most would be better off dead.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: That's...... pleasant.
gothehellaway: You could've fooled me.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: I aim to confuse, Neku dear.
clevercomposer: Hm...tell me about your abilities.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: Well I can move shit with my mind
gothehellaway: and you know.... there's the added bonus of constantly unwillingly being subjected to the emotions of everyone around me. That's a barrel of fun.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: How very specific.
clevercomposer: Hm. Can you really feel *everyone's* emotions, though, Neku dear~?
clevercomposer: Surely, there must be some exceptions...heehee.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: ......Sometimes.
gothehellaway: Though usually in my experience the exceptions are complete and utter psychopaths.
gothehellaway: hint hint.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: My, Neku, you're calling me a psychopath?
clevercomposer: I've never seen a psychopath with such *impeccable* taste in clothing, for one.
clevercomposer: For another, why would a psychopath strive to fight crime alongside you? Heehee...

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: Hell if I know.
gothehellaway: Look, as AMAZINGLY informative as this conversation is, I'm striking out all over the damn place here.
gothehellaway: So you can either answer my question or I'm signing off.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Threats are extremely unattractive, partner.
clevercomposer: I'll give you three questions, dear.
clevercomposer: Ask away.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: How was that even remotely threatening?
gothehellaway: Fine. First off, why the hell are you so interested in following me around? And don't give me some smart-ass answer about my "stunning personality" or something.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: As *stunning* as your personality is, that's not quite what my response would be.
clevercomposer: I tend to boredom, often. You intrigue me. It's strange how someone with a hatred of humanity to rival my own would have an interest in helping it.
clevercomposer: I haven't had this much fun in a while, Neku dear.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: ....alright, fine. Second question
gothehellaway: If that's the case, why not just watch from the background, if you hate humanity so much?

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Then, you would have less of a reason to tolerate my presence, Neku.
clevercomposer: As wonderful as I am, I seem to irritate you. Heehee...

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: You got that right.
gothehellaway: Alright last, how can you be from LA and also not be from LA at the same time? What the hell aren't you telling me.

[pinkisforlove]

clevercomposer: Oh, dear. I'm afraid I don't quite know how to explain this one, Neku dear.
clevercomposer: I suppose you could say that I lived in LA once upon a time...heehee.
clevercomposer: I left, though, for somewhere similar. More interesting, where my power could reach its full capacity.

[reluctantproxy]

gothehellaway: Okay that's.... creepy...
gothehellaway: and answers nothing
gothehellaway: that's three questions I guess then, anyway.